Saturday, November 10, 2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Rub-a-dub-dub

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Mom finally figured out a way to coax my new brother out from under the bed--group baths!!!!!

Kitty arithmetic

Welcome, and Bienvenu

Sunday, October 21, 2007

My new baby brother

Mom adopted another kitty for me to hang out with. He won't come out from under the bed and scares Aunty C.

We shall call him Dale Jr.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

Look at HIS wispy paws


This bunny is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Boob Tube


OMG! Have you seen that show Planet Earth? It's incredible, I couldn't stop watching for three hours last night! I like the birds the best while the dude digs the panda bears. The blonde lady didn't seem to be paying much attention and it was mom's 20th time watching it, she likes when the baby polar bears go "Eh Eh Eh"

Friday, March 30, 2007

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Hope (poland) springs eternal


Come on in, the water's fine....just like me

Friday, March 16, 2007

If one day, my cat jumps off the bed and turns into a person, I won't be the least bit surprised.


He needs another name. Like how Scabbers is Peter Pettigrew? But his name is Dweezil. And this other name is Donny. And he lives in a trailor.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Cousin Bentley

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Big D's new baby cuz, Bentley (cuz dats how he rolls).

Monday, March 5, 2007

Two pimps in 357


Shiloh Jolie-Pitt isn't the only one who might be getting a new brother--I might be too!!!!!!

more info to come.......

Monday, February 12, 2007

My Father, The Hero


This is my dad, his name is Moon Unit. He was a cool ass mo fo and I want to be just like him!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Don't mess with me

This mo fo thought he was the cat's pajamas, which I guess would be MY pajamas. Anyway, he strolled down the alley thinking he was all that and a bag of catnip, so I had to put this pussy in his place.


Who's laughing now bitch, you got shaved!

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel, part II

Why don't more American's say, "Gingy" when talking about redheads? It's a hilarious word and it makes me laugh so hard that sometimes a little hairball comes out....and then the pantless girl runs away

Friday, January 26, 2007

This is one badass dude

Everything I aspire to be.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel

Why don't people say, "Hogwash" anymore?

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Two Paws Up



Dude, I totally wanted to watch the rockin' Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers but Aunt HED's posse wouldn't stop watching tone deaf warblers....so I went to bed, cuz that's how I roll.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27

Why don't people say, "I do declare" anymore?

Monday, January 22, 2007

Brrrrrrrrrr



Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! I am so cold. My ears are froze, my toes are froze, my nose is froze--I don't know what to do!

Luckily the kitty god, a.k.a Philippe, granted me with a sexy fur coat that is the crux of what makes me hot to death, especially in the summer.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

I'm moving bitches!

Aunt HED is ditching my Jungle Gym in favor of this sweet new pad! The ladies are going to be lining up to get with me once I move into this Pimp Palace!


Wednesday, January 17, 2007

What did I do?????

Aunt HED called me an asshole again last night.....I don't know why though.

I was just trying to take a sip of her red juice and as I swiped the glass with my adorable paw, her friend stole it away from me.

But I got my revenge, he left wearing his very own coat of my hair that I subtly shed all over him.

VICTORY IS MINE!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Inconsequential Ramifications of My Daily Actions


Day1 Nothing happened I thought I saw a mouse but it was a cotton ball. I ate it. Then I threw up. And then I almost ate that, but HED came home and stopped me. I am an asshole, she said. Que es un "asshole?"