Don't mess with me

This mo fo thought he was the cat's pajamas, which I guess would be MY pajamas. Anyway, he strolled down the alley thinking he was all that and a bag of catnip, so I had to put this pussy in his place.


Who's laughing now bitch, you got shaved!

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel, part II

Why don't more American's say, "Gingy" when talking about redheads? It's a hilarious word and it makes me laugh so hard that sometimes a little hairball comes out....and then the pantless girl runs away

This is one badass dude

Everything I aspire to be.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel

Why don't people say, "Hogwash" anymore?

Two Paws Up

Dude, I totally wanted to watch the rockin' Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers but Aunt HED's posse wouldn't stop watching tone deaf warblers....so I went to bed, cuz that's how I roll.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27

Why don't people say, "I do declare" anymore?

Brrrrrrrrrr

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! I am so cold. My ears are froze, my toes are froze, my nose is froze--I don't know what to do!

Luckily the kitty god, a.k.a Philippe, granted me with a sexy fur coat that is the crux of what makes me hot to death, especially in the summer.

I'm moving bitches!

Aunt HED is ditching my Jungle Gym in favor of this sweet new pad! The ladies are going to be lining up to get with me once I move into this Pimp Palace!

What did I do?????

Aunt HED called me an asshole again last night.....I don't know why though.

I was just trying to take a sip of her red juice and as I swiped the glass with my adorable paw, her friend stole it away from me.

But I got my revenge, he left wearing his very own coat of my hair that I subtly shed all over him.

VICTORY IS MINE!

The Inconsequential Ramifications of My Daily Actions

Day1 Nothing happened I thought I saw a mouse but it was a cotton ball. I ate it. Then I threw up. And then I almost ate that, but HED came home and stopped me. I am an asshole, she said. Que es un "asshole?"