Big D's Litter Box

Sometimes I Worry About Mom

2008-07-14T07:14:00.000-07:00

And in this corner....

2008-04-10T08:13:00.001-07:00

Dweezil may be winning the Cute-Off of 2008 but these newborn brother bears are making a serious run for the crown. Not only are they peeking out of their cage and giving me the adorable eyes, but the kids' stance totally anthropomorphizes them--and you know how much I love talking about animals like they're humans.

Oh, and as if all that wasn't enough, their mother's name is Maja--like "These guys are Mayja!"

No Glove No Love

2007-11-10T19:55:00.000-08:00

They're coming!!!!!!

2007-10-29T11:47:00.000-07:00

Rub-a-dub-dub

2007-10-22T11:33:00.001-07:00

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Mom finally figured out a way to coax my new brother out from under the bed--group baths!!!!!

Kitty arithmetic

2007-10-22T08:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome, and Bienvenu

My new baby brother

2007-10-21T14:26:00.001-07:00

Mom adopted another kitty for me to hang out with. He won't come out from under the bed and scares Aunty C.

We shall call him Dale Jr.

Let's do the Timewarp agaaaain!

2007-08-21T09:46:00.001-07:00

Rub my belly for world peace

2007-07-07T18:55:00.000-07:00

Look at HIS wispy paws

2007-06-25T19:28:00.000-07:00

This bunny is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Boob Tube

2007-03-31T09:59:00.000-07:00

OMG! Have you seen that show Planet Earth? It's incredible, I couldn't stop watching for three hours last night! I like the birds the best while the dude digs the panda bears. The blonde lady didn't seem to be paying much attention and it was mom's 20th time watching it, she likes when the baby polar bears go "Eh Eh Eh"

Not the mommy!

2007-03-30T13:10:00.001-07:00

Hope (poland) springs eternal

2007-03-25T20:46:00.000-07:00

Come on in, the water's fine....just like me

2007-03-16T19:05:00.000-07:00

If one day, my cat jumps off the bed and turns into a person, I won't be the least bit surprised.

He needs another name. Like how Scabbers is Peter Pettigrew? But his name is Dweezil. And this other name is Donny. And he lives in a trailor.

Cousin Bentley

2007-03-13T11:42:00.000-07:00

Big D's new baby cuz, Bentley (cuz dats how he rolls).

Two pimps in 357

2007-03-05T14:29:00.000-08:00

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt isn't the only one who might be getting a new brother--I might be too!!!!!!

more info to come.......

My Father, The Hero

2007-02-12T14:56:00.000-08:00

This is my dad, his name is Moon Unit. He was a cool ass mo fo and I want to be just like him!

Don't mess with me

2007-01-30T08:38:00.000-08:00

This mo fo thought he was the cat's pajamas, which I guess would be MY pajamas. Anyway, he strolled down the alley thinking he was all that and a bag of catnip, so I had to put this pussy in his place.

Who's laughing now bitch, you got shaved!

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel, part II

2007-01-30T08:36:00.000-08:00

Why don't more American's say, "Gingy" when talking about redheads? It's a hilarious word and it makes me laugh so hard that sometimes a little hairball comes out....and then the pantless girl runs away

This is one badass dude

2007-01-26T12:37:00.000-08:00

Everything I aspire to be.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel

2007-01-25T18:23:00.001-08:00

Why don't people say, "Hogwash" anymore?

Two Paws Up

2007-01-24T19:18:00.000-08:00

Dude, I totally wanted to watch the rockin' Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers but Aunt HED's posse wouldn't stop watching tone deaf warblers....so I went to bed, cuz that's how I roll.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27

2007-01-23T18:21:00.000-08:00

Why don't people say, "I do declare" anymore?

Brrrrrrrrrr

2007-01-22T13:49:00.000-08:00

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! I am so cold. My ears are froze, my toes are froze, my nose is froze--I don't know what to do!

Luckily the kitty god, a.k.a Philippe, granted me with a sexy fur coat that is the crux of what makes me hot to death, especially in the summer.

I'm moving bitches!

2007-01-18T11:28:00.000-08:00

Aunt HED is ditching my Jungle Gym in favor of this sweet new pad! The ladies are going to be lining up to get with me once I move into this Pimp Palace!

What did I do?????

2007-01-17T11:59:00.000-08:00

Aunt HED called me an asshole again last night.....I don't know why though.

I was just trying to take a sip of her red juice and as I swiped the glass with my adorable paw, her friend stole it away from me.

But I got my revenge, he left wearing his very own coat of my hair that I subtly shed all over him.

VICTORY IS MINE!

The Inconsequential Ramifications of My Daily Actions

2007-01-16T19:12:00.000-08:00

Day1 Nothing happened I thought I saw a mouse but it was a cotton ball. I ate it. Then I threw up. And then I almost ate that, but HED came home and stopped me. I am an asshole, she said. Que es un "asshole?"