Don't mess with me

This mo fo thought he was the cat's pajamas, which I guess would be MY pajamas. Anyway, he strolled down the alley thinking he was all that and a bag of catnip, so I had to put this pussy in his place.


Who's laughing now bitch, you got shaved!

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel, part II

Why don't more American's say, "Gingy" when talking about redheads? It's a hilarious word and it makes me laugh so hard that sometimes a little hairball comes out....and then the pantless girl runs away

This is one badass dude

Everything I aspire to be.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27: the sequel

Why don't people say, "Hogwash" anymore?

Two Paws Up

Dude, I totally wanted to watch the rockin' Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers but Aunt HED's posse wouldn't stop watching tone deaf warblers....so I went to bed, cuz that's how I roll.

Random Kitty Thoughts, vol 27

Why don't people say, "I do declare" anymore?

Brrrrrrrrrr

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! I am so cold. My ears are froze, my toes are froze, my nose is froze--I don't know what to do!

Luckily the kitty god, a.k.a Philippe, granted me with a sexy fur coat that is the crux of what makes me hot to death, especially in the summer.